The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
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