She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
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