he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
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