Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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