quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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