you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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