I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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