never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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