remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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