Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
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