if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Randomize
