Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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