let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
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