at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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