Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
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