I think scott just propositioned me for sex
This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
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