my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
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