So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
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