Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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