i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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