you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
Randomize
