Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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