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When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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