Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
MIDGETS
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you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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