Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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