There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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