And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
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