Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
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