i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
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