Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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