i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
This can only be settled by a dance off.
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
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