Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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