I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
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