Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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