I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
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