quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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