good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
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