Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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