Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
Drunk is not a location!
Apparently karate chopping the fronts off all the paper towel and soap dispensers in the bathrooms isn't even frowned upon. Like even at the third bar when I fell flat on my back trying to jump kick the last one some guy just helped me up and high fived me. America.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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