I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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