David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
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