I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
I TAUGHT HER CAT TO SIT. CATS DON'T FUCKING SIT ON COMMAND. BUT THIS ONE DID!
It's basically my crowning achievement.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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