My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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