Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Randomize