shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
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