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Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
This toilet bowl is my home.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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