this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Can Purell be used as lube?
Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Randomize
