I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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