what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
Someone shattered a urinal.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
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