Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
that's an acceptable place to lick
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
Every time I type "should" my phone autocorrects to "shouldn't". even my phone knows my ideas are terrible.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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