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I woke up (not at home) to find out I kissed Ryan Caberra, flashed for free gumbys and carried around an inflatable moose named Johnson. Great success.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
I know her cup size but not her name....
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