Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
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