I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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