You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
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