happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
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