Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
zippers are such a cool invention
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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