Whod you bang
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
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