Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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